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The
Adventures of Santa on CD: Santa Battles Evil Santa CD
These
are the adventures of Santa Battles Evil Santa narrated on
Cd. You can read these adventures if you like here.
But if you would prefer to have the stories narrated on a
CD that you can keep forever, then you can order here. While
the stories are free now the stories could be taken down or
even this web site could be taken down in the future. Ordering
the CD allows you to keep the story forever. Plot synopsis:
Santa can multiply himself. This is how he manages to deliver
all those presents on Christmas. Afterwords Santa reabsorbs
his multiple selves back into himself. but one year, one multiple
is damaged and is not reabsorbed. This multiple becomes Evil
Santa, angry at being damaged, angry at not being reabsorbed,
angry at Santa, the world and Christmas, determined to ruin
Christmas and punish everyone.
You
can order Santa Battles Evil Santa narrated CD for just $9.95
here, plus $5 S/H.
Busta
And The Gangsta Elves Steal Christmas CD
Busta
and the Gangsta Elves are tired of working for Santa for free.
They want a cut of the action. Of course Santa says no. Busta
and the Gangsta Elves steal the sleigh with Rudolph and all
the other reindeer and head for Miami leaving Santa stranded
on the north pole. Busta has decided to patent and trademark
Santa, Christmas, elves, reindeer, Christmas presents, Rudolph
and more to collect royalties so that he and the other elves
can live the high life. Naysayers said he could not do it
but Busta found lawyers that said he could, after all hasn't
Amazon patented "one click" Busta and the other
eleves file patents and trademarks amidst court challenges.
Until the issue is resolved the only way to mention Santa
or Christmas is to pay Busta and the Gangsta elves royalties,
unless you want to face a lawsuit. Santa has to find some
way to get off the north pole and rescue Christmas.
You
can order Busta and the Gangsta Elves Steal Christmas narrated
CD
For just $9.95 here, plus $5 S/H.
Ask
Santa $9.95
Ask
Santa: is the opportunity for any child to ask Santa
3 questions. These questions can be about Santa, the Santa
stories, the reindeer, Rudolph, whatever the child wants to
ask. These questions will be answered fully, completely and
literately. There are no canned or stock answers supplied
here. These are thoughtful answers by Santa himself. And of
course this is taking Santa's time and we had to set this
up for him, so regretably there is a fee, but not a large
one.
You
can ask Santa 3 questions for $9.95 here.
Santa
Letters $9.95
You
or your child can receive your very own Letter from Santa.
Our letters are personally written by Santa, or if you prefer
you can write the words you would like Santa to say yourself.
Like most the letters available on the internet from Santa
our letters are on decorative paper with a decorative envelope
and Christmas or North Pole stamp. But unlike most other letters
from Santa each of our letters is uniquely written with your
child or the addressee in mind. You can even add all the customization
you like. If you have been looking at the Santa letters on
the internet you will have seen that most of the letters are
rather standardized affairs. Our letters are unique and creative,
just like the Santa stories, personally addressed to the addressee.
You
can order a letter from Santa for $9.95 Here
Santa
Email $9.95
Christmas
is fast approaching and soon it will be too late for Santa
to send a letter by snail mail. But he will still be able
to send emails right up to December 24 and have them arrive
in time for Christmas. The Santa Email has a lot in common
with Ask Santa, the difference being, instead
of asking questions the child just sends an email to Santa,
and Santa responds. Or if the parent prefers they can send
a letter to Santa requesting an email letter be sent to their
child and an email letter will be sent to your child at the
email address given. This email will be sent as an html email,
in order to look pretty, but will also be sent in plain text,
as sometimes html emails, or emails with images are filtered.
You
can order Santa Email for $9.95 Here
Ask
Busta $9.95
It
has occurred to us that some children might to ask Busta questions.
If you would like to Busta Elf some question you can do so
you here. Busta Elf will respond to each child and to all
of the questions personally.These are unique answers to each
question asked with your child or the addressee in mind.
You
can Ask Busta 3 Questions for $9.99 Here
Busta
Elf Letter 9.95
Some
children may even want to receive a letter from Busta Elf.
If your child would like to order a letter from Busta Elf
you can order here. The same conditions apply to the Busta
Elf letter as the Santa letter, specifically each of our letters
is uniquely written with your child or the addressee in mind
You
can order Busta Elf Letter for $9.95 Here
Busta
Elf Email $9.95
Some
children may prefer to send Busta Elf and email and have Busta
Elf respond by email, especially as Christmas draws closer.
Some children may even want to berate or complain about Busta.
Whatever reason your child may have for wanting to address
Busta they can do so here. Busta Elf will respond in an attractive
email, as well as in plain text just in case your email filters
html or image messages.
You
can Order Busta Elf Email for $9.95 Here
Ask
Evil Santa $9.95
Why
would any child want to ask any questions of Evil Santa? We
wondered that ourselves. But upon consideration we realized
that many children may want to know why Evil Santa is acting
as he is, or may even be angry at Evil Santa and want to tell
him how they feel. Evil Santa will respond to each child and
each child's questions appropriately. He will be gentle although
perhaps a little rude to suit his temperment.
You
can order Ask Evil Santa for $9.95 Here
Evil
Santa Letter $9.95
A
letter from Evil Santa may or may not be what the average
child wants. We are not sure. It may only be the rare or exceptional
child that actually wants a letter or response from Evil Santa,
or perhaps we are mistaken and their may be more children
than we anticipate. Evil Santa while not being the nicest
person will respond to your child appropriately. Of course
he is going to tell you why he hates Christmas and why children
shouldn't receive presents and why he wants to ruin Christmas
but there may be some humor in his cantanquerousness, that
is for you or your child to decide.
You
can order Evil Santa Letter for $9.95 Here
Evil
Santa Email $9.95
Originally
we were not expecting that anyone would want a letter or email
from Evil Santa but now we are not so sure. An Email is the
perfect way to tell Evil Santa what you think of him and his
plans and have him respond. Or you could ask him why he is
so mean and evil. If you would like to converse with Evil
Santa by email this is your chance. Evil Santa will respond
appropriately and of course will try to justify himself but
he won't be mean, and of course you aren't expecting Evil
Santa to bring you presents anyway are you?If you are one
of those who would like a letter or email from Evil Santa
we can arrange to have it delivered to you. The same conditions
apply to the Evil Santa Emails and Letters as to the Santa
emails and letters. If you would like an email or letter from
Evil Santa you can order here.
You
can order Evil Santa Email for $9.95 Here |
